Eqvvs Diary - Week 1
I saw a competition on Twitter about a month ago to win two weeks worth of the Eqvvs three 60 programme: four personal training sessions at the Eqvvs gym, two massages, and two weeks of food delivery from Soul Mate Food. I entered and… I won. I was shocked - I never win anything and never expect to (I haven’t even won a tenner in the lottery that I play EVERY Wednesday and Saturday). It was like all my dreams were coming true at once: personal training at one of London’s most exclusive gyms and home food delivery - next thing I know, I’ll be living in LA and interviewed on E! news about my amazing weight loss winning Dancing With The Stars, launching a workout dvd and cookbook to coincide. Gosh.
Anyway, I digress. It all started off with my In Body assessment at the Urban Retreat in Harrods. On a busy Saturday morning, I left Frank playing in the lego department of Harrods so I could stand on a machine that told me I was overweight, my right arm was abnormally strong, and my bone strength was great. I left confused and went to Itsu to repent for my sins via sashimi. But the point of all this was to work out my basal metabolism so that Soul Mate knew how many calories to give me.
My main thought was I just wanted to get my ass in the gym and get it sorted. I was nervous visiting Eqvvs on Monday but Miad (my trainer) made me feel instantly at ease. It’s a totally magical place: they only train three people at a time; you can only workout with a personal trainer; and you even get your own changing room… with your own shower! Naturally, I was in total luxe celebrity style heaven. The first session mainly assessed my fitness, which isn’t too bad apparently. We decided that since weight loss is my main goal, circuit training was the best option. So after my fairly light Monday sesh, I was shocked to find myself cripplingly stiff on Tuesday - my thighs were BURNING. But I powered through and waddled back to Eqvvs on Wednesday and after a great hour long workout, including boxing and circuit training, I was feeling full of vitality. I guess that’s what is so fantastic about training like this: you’re committed to going, you can’t get out of it and you don’t even have to be that self motivated - the trainer does that for you. Plus, it’s so wonderful to have someone tell you what to do without loads of other people staring at you and the security of knowing you’re getting a good workout.
Obvs exercise is essential to a fit and healthy lifestyle. But as Miad wisely stated, your success in weight loss is 70% down to the food (or wine) you put in your mouth. And that’s where Soul Mate steps in. After telling them what I don’t like (mainly bananas and porridge) I got my first delivery on Monday. The food arrives every Monday, Wednesday and Friday morning, between 3am and 7am. I (/Frank) excitedly go down in the morning to collect it. It consists of three main meals and two snacks per day all summarised on a handy menu card. The lunches and dinners have been fantastic - I mean, REALLY delish: healthy turkey meatballs and spaghetti, salmon ramen, prawn paella, beef curry, lasagne. Admittedly, the breakfasts aren’t quite my genre - move over granola and beetroot pancakes, I miss my boiled egg and grapefruit. But the main revelation is the portions - no secrets here, you just have to eat less to lose weight, even if it is super healthy food. I’m generally a pretty healthy person but either way, your portions shouldn’t be huge, whether it be kale or pasta. And I know that’s nothing new but that’s generally where I go wrong - I’m greedy. Soul Mate gives you the discipline to keep you on track and hopefully that discipline will become habit. I’ve kept all the tubs that the food comes in so that I can make my packed lunches in them and keep my portions in check. Frank says my face looks slimmer and I’m feeling really good. This is all helped by the fact I haven’t had wine IN A WEEK. And that more shockingly, I don’t even want it.
So there you have it - I’ll let you know the final results of this incredible programme at the end of the two weeks (including more about my Ki Fit armband) and post some great Soul Mate inspired recipes. Watch this space.